キャンプに行ってきました。
いつも真っ白なチャウが茶色くなっちゃいました。
いっぱい泳いで、遊んで、もうクタクタ。
この夜、熊が出たけど、チャウは気付かず、
ずーと寝てた。野生本能ゼロ。

We went camping and we swan and hiked
and boy, was I pooped.
My famous white fur turned all brown,
and even when a bear attacked our campsite,
I was so tired I didn't even notice.
So much for my natural instincts.